What a dump!!, places like this are an embarrassment to Scotland and Arran. We were inmates here for a long weekend; fortunately we were released early for good behaviour.
First impressions are good with an idyllic spot on the bay, beer garden, bouncy castle and BBQ on the front lawn, but this elusion of loveliness is soon shattered.
The room/cell was in a block of sheds/portacabins stuck onto back of hotel, the cells were accessed via a corridor that smelt badly of oil or something mechanical, last time I smelt something of this nature was coming form the bilge of a boat. The view from the corridor window wasn’t any better, bags of rubbish etc. lying in courtyard off the kitchen, courtyard generally filthy and in need of a good clean. At night this corridor was in complete darkness, very difficult to find light switches, a case of feel around on the wall until you find something, not great if there had been a fire. Also in this corridor was the main electric cupboard, which had the door wide open for kids etc to play with!!
Once in side the room we found the following, window catches broken; cigarette burns on bed linen, the window looked out on to a messy back yard (different to courtyard mentioned above), recently used drainage rods (still connected together) were lying right outside the window, rats (probably trying to escape!!), were seen outside same window not surprising considering the last point!! Badly fitting lino in bathroom with 1" gap round edge, paint flaking off toilet seat with bare wood exposed and therefore unhygienic. Had to run around in shower to get wet.
A cooked breakfast was served up about 30 seconds after ordering and was of the temperature of molten lava, I suspect it had been cooked months in advance and the microwaved as required, the toast was served in a decorative basket complete with cotton cloth that had only slightly fewer stale crumbs than the carpet, which clearly hadn’t seen a hoover for some time and was filthy. The kitchen staff were obviously happy at there work and could clearly be heard cursing and swearing at one another.
If you’re on a stag weekend then this place is probably ideal but anything other than that, I'd suggest a rusty hook.
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