Stopped for lunch today after driving by there many times on our travels and hearing how they are the "best in Montco County". The first tip off should have been that they did not answer the phone five minutes before opening for the day.
Its bad when you can't distinguish a tamale from an enchilada on your plate. The beef was soggy and unseasoned= bland and tasted more like a loose meat sandwich than like seasoned mexican food. The chorizo tasted frozen/cooked and had a funny OFF flavor to it. Not appealing at all.
Rice was a joke, it was colorful but flavorless & tasted worse than Uncle Ben's 90 second pouch rice you buy at a store. The enchilada sauce was nothing more than some sort of watered down tomatoe product= no flavor and smelled, in fact, like Italian food when it hit the table. It was worse than canned enchilada sauces I've had from stores. The $3.25 cheese sauce is canned nacho cheese sauce you can buy at BJ's- gross, doesn't taste like "velveeta" as the waitress said. Not that velveeta is at all authentic for queso, but this place doesn't even try. No hot sauce on the tables, you have to ASK for it, almost as though you're being rationed. It comes in this tiny cup and boy, whatever was in it was gut-turning. I took a dip of it and never went back for more- YUCK.
Service was a lukewarm reception from the older lady. It seemed like we were more a nuisance to her time than a customer who tips. Then- and this was what cemented the entire experience- they made it clear at the time of paying the check (was not posted ANYWHERE) that there is a FEE to use your credit card. As a business, that is something that you need to adjust your prices to reflect that expense, not something you surprise your customers with at time of payment.
If they keep running the place as is, it won't be there for long and based on the experience today, thats a good thing. Keep driving and find another place to eat, your pocket and taste buds will thank you later.
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