I like an occasional pizza and trip to KFC, so shoot me. But this KFC has to be the worst in the country. It's extraordinarily bad. I've eaten here perhaps three times over the course of five or six months and it actually seemed worse on each occasion I went back.
In most KFCs if you order a three piece meal you can have a couple of breasts - here they run a zero-tolerance "one breast only" policy, implimented with all the liberal-mindedness of a North Korean military bureaucrat! On a couple of occaisons I overheard people in the queue almost begging for a solitary breast in the tone of an apologia. A couple of nights ago I thought, "i'll have a KFC, damn it!" and wandered in off Union Street. No breasts! So I left without having anything and went back today. Today I was told they had 'one breast' but I could have a breast and two legs, so I handed over my cash and had a three piece meal. When I got to the table, it was a thigh and two legs! When I went to complain, the manager simply said, "we don't have any, sorry."
As if the penny-pinching and inexplicable absence of breast meat (have you ever seen a McDonalds with no burgers or an aeroplane without wings?) isn't bad enough, the staff usually don't ask if you're eating in or taking away, and on a couple of the three occasions they forgot to put something important on my tray, such as salt or a napkin. The standards of cleanliness in the seating area leave a little to be desired: the overly bright lighting revealing it to be both worn and stained, and in need of a good sweep.
This is a God-awful KFC. Whoever manages this 'restaurant' really ought to go on a course or something. Never again!
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