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“A Little Song About The Farm” 5 of 5 stars
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Vollmer Farm
677 Nc Hwy 98 East, Bunn, NC
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“A Little Song About The Farm”
5 of 5 stars Reviewed July 11, 2013 via mobile

I have heard it said that you can sing anything to the tune of Amazing Grace. Um, the following song (which I admit is poorly written, but only done in fun) doesn't work to that tune, but good luck trying. FYI, FWIW--we love this place.

It's strawberry time--time to get pickin'
Look at my watch, the tickers tickin'
Got just a few short weeks to make my jams
From a recipe handed down from my Gram(muh)

When Farmer John said "No Tetrahydrophthalimide!"
(Echo--Who's yo farma?)
I fell to the floor and almost cried,
"But surely you use Pyraclostrobin."
"Why no" said FJ, "that would be a sin."
(Echo--Who's yo farma?)

Before I leave, stop by the ice cream shop
Eat two gallons before I stop or pop
And for this review, not been paid a dime,
For this glorious, hop-hip viral rhyme.


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