went there today between church and an appointment as I had heard prior rave reviews and thought I could grab brunch and make my appointment in the 1.5 hours. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. Free for all seating with no hostess. Wait 5 minutes just to get menu. Waitress did bring out coffee immediately; I needed 3 more minutes to make up my mind, as still had not read 2nd page. Another 15 minutes go by as I watch her take and place orders from people who came in AFTER me, a behavior I simply cannot tolerate. She finally decides to take my order- a butternut squash/ cheddar omelette, rye toast, home fries, juice. I do not see her again for 20 minutes, during which time (in this 800 square foot building) I am forced to listen to this out of tuned folk musician with amps so loud you couldn't think straight (at 10.30 AM)- so everyone is screaming to be heard. Then I have the pleasure of watching this wonderful couple at table 2 feet from mine adoringly laugh as their 2 year old throws a huge glass of water at them, hitting me in process and almost taking out my I-pad. Joyful. looking at watch, I now have 30 minutes to eat and get to appointment- IF I get my food. Finally I catch sight of waitress and ask where my meal is, to which she says it will be ready in a few minutes (showing her the table she waited on before me who now was finished with meal). Had to ask her to at least deliver juice. Plate arrives and food is absolute garbage- raw squash in the omelette, untoasted "toast" and home fries that were basically potatoes chopped in 1/2 and undercooked. Asked for check immediately, as I know had ten minutes to eat this slop. Never once did waitress come back to table to ask if everything was OK, nor did I get a thank you when she slapped my change to table. Horrible ( and overpriced) food, unnecessary, unwanted screaming "musician", RUDE and slow service...all of which equals no tip. Avoid this place- it's impossible to screw up eggs, but they were successful at it. Left 85% of so-called food (utter garbage) on plate, and then I left.
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