The best thing about our Saturday night stay was the toilet flushed. It worked so well, it flushed itself the night through. Now for the bad. I was awoken after midnight by a yelling, belligerent desk clerk who insisted I was an unregistered guest and demanded to know how I entered the premises illegally. During the conversation she hung up on me more than once. There was no manager on duty until Monday and the room conditions were disgusting. The carpet was sticky, the bed sheets were peppered with holes, the alarm clock was a malfunctioning disaster, the air conditioner groaned and rumbled, and a filthy bedspread topped of a squeaking, sagging bed. Local phone calls are not free and the restaurant is boarded up. After two contacts with Best Western Corporate Headquarters no one has yet offerd an apology, let alone attempted to make things right.