My husband and I stayed at Playa Escondida from August 21-28. We booked at the last minute -- we were originally going to Jamaica but then the hurricane hit -- but we felt we ended up with a better vacation than the one we'd originally planned! Playa Escondida is not for everyone -- there is a definite rustic element to staying there that some people wouldn't like -- but we found it the most relaxing vacation we've ever taken. Usually we like to take a lot of day trips and explore the region we're in. This time, while we considered a few excursions, we ended up leaving the property only once to explore town and get some provisions. We didn't want to leave!
As an earlier review mentioned, there is a lot of variation among accommodations at Playa Escondida. I recommend either all beach or a jungle/beach combo like we did. We spent the first 3 nights in the Rocasa Studio, which is in the jungle on the side of the mountain. It is really unique -- the entire bathroom is out in the open on a small balcony, although it is still fairly private. In fact, one of the fiercest thunder storms I've ever experienced hit one night while we were there and I'll never forget waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and watching the jungle and ocean (in the distance) light up like Times Square!
Rocasa Studio is very charming -- it looks like a hobbitt house -- but it is small. Also, there is no glass or screens in the windows, so it is open to whatever happens by. This included the resort cat, which was fun, and some of these strange-looking white-clawed crab things, which were sort of scary -- especially the one that took up residence in my hat! Remember to keep all your clothes in your suitcase and to keep the suitcase zipped. One of my best memories of the Studio was playing cards on the balcony one night during another fierce electrical storm, while drinking mango smoothies with rum that we made up with provisions we bought in town and the blender that was included in the small kitchen. No tv, no clocks, no phones -- this is the kind of place that makes you remember how fun it is to do something like play rummy all night long.
Downsides: Hot water in the shower was not a regular thing. We lost power one night for several hours (which was actually kind of fun). The mosquito netting over the bed was exotic and fun, but it was also necessary -- there are some bugs. The pillows were hard and the bed linens smelled kind of musty (although this might be because we were there in the hottest and most humid part of the year). Also, the Studio is above the Rocasa House. The first 2 nights we were there, the house was empty, but on the last night, several young women moved in downstairs and we could hear every word they said. We dealt with it for one night (mostly by playing music), but it would be kind of annoying for an entire vacation.
We spent the last four nights in Beach Villa 2. It was directly above the shore line and it was wonderful! We could literally open the doors and lay on our king-sized bed and watch the sun set right outside. Also, all these rather charming dogs came to visit every night around sunset (including one who came into our room and tried to pee on the bed post, but that's another story!) The Villa is cooler and less buggy than the Studio because it gets a steady breeze being so close to the water. The room is large and round -- it feels newer and more airy than the Studio. The bathroom is inside, which was sort of sad but probably more practical. Again, the windows have no glass or screens. And no cd player in the room, which we missed after having one in the Studio.
The kitchen area is communal among the 4 Beach Villas. I think some of the other Villas were occupied at least some of the time we were in Villa 2, but we rarely saw anyone else over there and never heard anyone, even though the Villas are also on top of each other (2 on the ground and 2 a short flight of steps up). Actually, it would be a lot of fun to go with 4 couples so that each one could have one of the Villas. But even going alone, we felt we had privacy. No blender in the communal kitchen though, and when we asked about getting one, we were basically told "no."
The beach at Playa Escondida is very pretty, much more so than in Sayulita. I'm a good and fairly confident swimmer, but the rip tide was fierce and made me a little nervous. The shelling isn't great, but improves as you walk up the beach a ways to the left.
The restaurant on site is good. Breakfast includes a couple of Mexican dishes, which are great. We didn't really do lunch, although I highly recommend the "snack" of guac and chips. Dinner is 4 courses for $25. There were always four choices of entree, which changed every night. It was always good, sometimes very good, but there wasn't really anything Mexican on the menu, which was disappointing. We only ate dinner in town one time, but should probably have gone at least another time, as the 4 course thing got monotonous after a while. The problem is that you get where you don't want to leave the resort -- relax on beach all day, back to room to shower, eat long, leisurely dinner, back to room to collapse, repeat!
This review is becoming a novel, but I wanted to include stuff I wish I'd known before I went. August is the lowest of the low season, so it's cheaper, but it's hot and muggy. Don't fight the need to sweat and you'll be fine. On-site massages were great. We also did a reasonably priced pre-sunset horseback ride on the beach. Dress code at the restaurant is ultra-casual. Shorts, flip flops, sundresses are ok, even for dinner. I didn't feel the need to put on make-up or blow dry my hair once all week.
Playa Escondida is beautiful, but also quirky. Parrots give you a wolf whistle when you walk by. A rooster sometimes strolls around the restaurant area. A few times, I saw a ferret walking around (by himself!) wearing a rhinestone collar. As I already mentioned, assorted dogs come by to visit at sunset. If that sounds like fun to you (which it was to me), you're going to love this place!