It was a dark and stormy night in Branson. The cold rain clouds hung over the mountains like cigarette smoke and stale perfume in a bordello. But there it was, like a familiar face in a crowd, sort of like Uncle Bob walking out of Back Door Saloon at 2 AM. Applebees. I was hungry and so was she, so what the hey. Greeted at the door, the young lady asked, "Table or booth?" I replied table and she led us to a table with a 5 foot pedestal and the surface area of a half dollar. It wobbled like my drunken Uncle Bob when we walked by. Stunned, I requested a regular table and she sat us at a short table the size of a half dollar with square edges. We sat for 10 minutes, another couple was seated at the big table across the aisle. Then our order was taken. We got the 2 for 25$ meal as the 2 for 20$ meal had a 7 oz steak vs the 9 oz. as ordered. Waiting another 10 minutes for our appetizer, our fellow diners were given our appetizer while we waited another 10 minutes for ours. I was getting rather annoyed and my wife said "Don't get mad, when you get upset you go on and on ". I replied, "No I don't, if I told you once I told you a thousand times..." " I rest my case", she said, " Now lets pretend we are Franciscan Monks who have taken a vow of near silence while we discuss our meal. I ageed and our meal came as ordered, but not as expected.
Let us pray.
Steak, tiny, Broccoli, warm and raw, Carrots, warm,wet and raw, Baked Potato, lukewarm, Ice Tea, not refilled, Service, poor, Food, poor, Experience, disappointing.
Damini,demini, dimini, domini.
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