If you want to eat cheap food with no flavor that isn't home made, and an amateur wait staff then this is the place for you. The last two times I was here I had a seafood platter the first trip, the second time it was pot (rubber) roast. The seafood platter consisted of frozen seafood, and this was in June! the batter was off color and the fish was a square block.
The other night I had pot roast that was like the sole of a pair of Doc Martin's boots, the mashed potatoes were definitely made from potato flakes and the gravy was either canned, from a jar or a packet. The sandwiches are alright and the breakfasts are okay but nothing to brag about.
The wait staff has some good people but they have some real slackers, not to mention rude. The young jerks need to learn some customer service skills from the long time waitresses. We're paying at the register, the phone rings, the girl answers the phone, throws the receipt at my wife and says here. No pen, she talks on the phone, my wife waits. Girl gets off the phone and says "what" my wife asks for a pen, adds the miniscule tip to the bill and we leave. I have given the "Roach House" too many chances over the years.
There is NOTHING down home about this place.
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