Okay so now we're on the road, it's getting late, been driving 13+ hours outta' Canada, hotels are filling up fast. VOILA! Red Lion at the Falls has a room. Check the book...hmmmmm....good reviews. BONUS we're soooo there, and I'm sooooo wasted from driving. Uh-oh there seem to be two distinct parts of this place. The Tower gives it it's contemporary appeal, but that's not where our room is (?) We're set-up in a different building across the lot, in back of the pool area. In a space which looks oddly like the "motels" that 70's porn movies were shot in .......in southern California perhaps. This is a bad place fer' sure. Ground floor (so at least we don't have to worry about falling through the ceiling!) Everything here is grossly outdated. The wall controls for the lamps, TV, radio, laser ray gun are immediately recognized (along with the dark stains on the drab green shag carpet) as set designs from "Deep Throat" -the Original, I think........ Loud, no soundproofing, dirty, dingy rooms (bath & bed) , mattresses sagging both to the middle AND outside (how does that work???) Under $100 for a king size standard room, ranks up there with the worst $100 I ever spent, but hey I was tired. I wasn't thinking clearly........Don't make the same mistake that I made. Roll your window down......Keep driving!
Insomnia Rated: -1 z (<2 sleep hours)
