I wanted to take my girlfriend and I out for a horse ride.... She always wanted to try it out so I found this place on Google and I decided it was the time. We arrive to a dirty broken down lot and parked. Walked inside and there were all the workers huddled around a table laughing loud...and loud would be an understatement. At the front cashier table we were met by a girl who looked as if she hadn't showered in days.... and she was walking around barefoot. After paying she pointed to a barn and told us to go over to the barn and wait. There was a fantastic young girl tending the horses... She was very nice and very knowledgeable about the horses... But she too... Looked as if she hadn't showered in days. We petted the horses and brushed them. It was cool. There
We waited for 55 mins. Then some guy, self proclaimed "Spanish Cowboy" came out of nowhere and said "hey im sorry I was eating my lunch... No one called me to tell me you all were waiting." Then proceeds to pull out a cigarette and smoke the entire thing before saying another word to us.
My GF is diabetic so she needed to take insulin so we found the bathroom... It was the most disgusting thing we have ever seen.... Absolutely disgusting. Smelled like human waste and there was no lighting in there.... It looked like a scene from a scary movie. My girlfriend is a good sport so she went in and took her insulin. Came out and was like MAYBE the horse riding and trail will be better. It wasn't.
We get on the horses. The Spanish Cowboy jumped onto his white horse bareback. And we started off. There was no trail. We rode the horses the out the front as if we were leaving.... and that is when both my horse and my girlfriends horse stopped.... Then my horse started bucking.... VIOLENTLY. After 15 mins of not moving.... They brought a new horse. And I went on my girlfriends horse and she went on the new horse. This entire ordeal took about 30 mins.
Then we take a tour of the neighborhood basically. And allow me to tell you... This neighborhood is not scenic. We turn a corner and what do we see? A goat... And my girlfriends horse tried to take off.... FULL GALLOP. She pulls the reigns back for dear life..... And she screamed.. TAKE ME BACK!
It was a terrible experience... It probably couldn't have gotten worse unless we fell off those horses.
This occurred about 8 months ago. But I go on Groupon and I see they are offering a discount to ride horses. I BEG YOU. DO NOT BUY THAT GROUPON. It is an absolute waste. Don't believe me? Google Map their location and look at how crappy it looks from the sky... Imagine what is it is on the ground.
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