If you happen to be one of the unfortunate few who's parents kept them in a small box or closet your entire life, and you've never seen the light of day, until a DCFS agent, tipped off by a suspicious neighbor, came into free you, this tour may be right for you.
This "ecotour" takes you to see wildlife such as cows, horses, and pigs.
This takes up more than half of the trip.
For you, who has never seen the light of day, I'm sure this will be an amazing experience.
They bill themselves as an "ecotour", and then take you to see their destructive practices of deforestation, sod farming (you have never seen ANYTHING like a SOD FARM!), and cattle raising.
After this tour, I actually felt a little bit dumber.
For those of us who didn't grow up in a closet, the only way I can imagine this tour being the slightest bit interesting, is if you were Jim Morrison-high. I'm talking Elvis-Pressley-before-he-died-on- the-toilet-high.
As of now, I am one ecotour closer to death.
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