first off, this place will SERIOUSLY put most bad 3rd world restaurants to shame.I know, I've been to many.There is no Air conditioning (this IS Miami Florida), just one fan pointed at the large lady behind the counter.Second, it's a pigsty.I asked for a menu and was given a greasy, 5 year old paper menu because(there words, not mine), "we ran out, we're expecting more in the mail".I mean, you get at least 5 tell-tale signs THE MILLI-SECOND you enter.Also, we ordered food(we are the only 2 people eating here....the ONLY 2)and while ordering- experience the absolutely most embarrassing, ridiculous(yet expected in this rat hole) situation ever. We had a restaurant.com certificate which I bought. I had called the restaurant the day before to "verify" it's okay to use it-they said of course. When I present it to the large women, who basically was out waitress, but we had to approach her (while she sat)-she said it was fake, and snatched it from my hands.She claimed it was fraudulent and began shuffling around like a mad person.She picked up a phone, put it down, called over her son, then sent him back to the kitchen. Then, from claiming it's fake(I know it's obviously not), she said its not fake, but they don't take it.I mention my phone call the day before-more confused looks.I dial the phone # from my cell memory(to prove it), and her phone rings. Then, she claims she does know the certificate, but it's no good, they don't accept it.I could go on, but if this isn't enough for you....then you should eat here.Ask for the big nasty woman who has NOT ONE CLUE how to run a business.The whole time it felt like they just didn't want to serve us , and like it was some sort of "front" operation.Don't eat here unless your homeless...or just slow.
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