so I show up with a lady friend on a friday close to midnight. i had a reservation, but they had overbooked. The woman that I decided to take a weekend trip with during the winter to miami from boston was, umm, very very beautiful but also a very ridiculous person. As we waited for some sort of signal on what we were going to do she kept sucking her teeth and saying "I'm to gorgeous for this" and sneering at the guy at the desk. He just looked at me and grinned. It was fairly hilarious.
Finally they sent us to Fontainbluea, paying for the taxi, everything. It was wonderful. Too bad we had to go back to a small hotel the next day after chilling at the pool and having Lit in the lobby.
Rooms were smallish, but clean. They even gave a condom in the bathroom. Service great, etc. it is a budget property, but worth every penny.
Close to beach, next to Setai you can watch the rich. Great local location.
And patient as hell staff for putting up with my stripper guest.
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- The Best Kept Secret on The BeachConceived as a cool, fun and fresh retreat by owner Jonathan Morr, Townhouse offers a playful combination of modern design and old-fashioned comfort. Situated in the midst of South Beach and only steps away from the ocean, Townhouse provides guestswith a sleek and sexy hideaway for a weekend getaway or long retreat.Townhouse features 69 rooms affering fresh-cleanexciting design. The hotel offers free WI-Fi and complimentary breakfast served daily in the Pantry.The outdoor rooftop terrace offers a luxurious-yet simple design. At night the rooftop transforms into a lounge-sushi bar. ... more less
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