Ok guys you can see that I have done a hell of a lot of reviews and am always always truthful and fair. I have been to some fo the best clubs in the world in Europe, the US, and even Australia. We know good clubs whether they be exclusive or not, its about the experience.
Never in all my years have I seen something as shambolic as Mansion in my whole life. Run for the hills but do not go here!
Firstly, you get there and find a huge line outside which they keep long even if there is plenty of room indoors. They want to look busy. We know this coz we had purchased a table and were then treated like royalty up to that point they were rude as hell to everyone.
Once parked at our table, it suddenly dawned on me that we had paid big $$$$$$$$$ for a table at what was essentially an outdated warehouse with some strobe lights. The DJ played a standard house set that could have been put together on any decent House DJ software and after a while the monotone baseline started to make your head pop. Its only good if you dont know any better.
The bouncers in the club were actually not too bad and helped out where possible but I saw a lot of people getting pushed about and blown off too easily, they even threw out a group of girls near us coz one of them fell over by accident.
The main dancefloor was way to packed and the people on it were obviously not enjoying themselves, people on tables obviously stayed put so we could breathe! Finally decided to settle up the ridicously high bill to which the club added wait for it 1) service charge 2) and gratuity and 3) tip! It is almost as if they dont care coz they know nobody comes back anyway!
To add salt to it, we got outside and found some girls scrambling around realising that items had been stolen from thier bags but they could not get back in to do anything about it.
There are several good clubs in Miami like LIV and Nikki Beach (see my review). I have never said this before but DO NOT GO TO MANSION UNDER ANY ANY ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. You will regret it.
But enjoy MIA - great city!
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