This place is filthy! There is actually a piece of spaghetti stuck to the wall of the kitchen! Really. This makes me want to use multiple exclamation points, but as the son of an English teacher I cannot.
Just to prove that this place is controlled by 24 year olds I will quote from the Executive Corporate Rental agreement which is prefaced by "Here are a few items we hope will make your stay more pleasant." I did not make this up! Trash Chute (this is in bold and underlined. My education is limited to MD and PhD degrees, and I speak but five languages, but I don't know how to underline and make something bold at the same time, so you will have to accept my description). Here is what it says. "Each floor has one for your convenience. Guests are required to bag all trash. A $100 cleaning charge applies if any trash is left in the unit, or any glass and hazardous items thrown in the trash bag there will be a fine of $500.00, for recycling in the lobby next to the elevators there is a door and there is the recycle container only bottle and glass no hazardous items permitted in the premises or in the condo."
I currently live in China, and I used to live in Kentucky, but I still don't know what the hell this says!
Counter tops are filthy with grit on them, and the glass-topped table in the dining area is covered with smudges and fingerprints.
This is the sort of thing that drove me to leave my country of birth, where some of my ancestors signed the Declaration of Independence and served in the first Continental Congress, and move to China. And to think I get all this for only $209 a night.
Will the last American to leave Miami please bring the flag.
- Official Description (provided by the hotel):
- We are a small company that rent out daily and monthly condominium apartment rooms. Our apartments consist of studios, one bedrooms, two bedrooms, and the penthouse. We are located in the heart of Brickell and is a great value for your buck. ... more less
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