We often stay at luxury hotels and we were extremely disappointed with our stay at the St Regis Fort Lauderdale. Having experienced other St Regis hotels we were very surprised this hotel is considered one. The service was sub-par. The space not nearly as elegant and well designed as others and the food and cleanliness hit and miss. Just to be clear our attitude on vacation is we will pay an unlimited amount to be pampered.
The pool area is very small and not pleasant at all. The cushioned chairs were torn, stained and very faded (odd for a hotel only a year old). Plus it lacked ambiance, it had a few palm trees but could have been better landscaped and had a nicer pool deck. The pool service was unbelievably bad. First the pool person did not escort us to a chair just handed us a towel and we had to find our own seating. (On other days we were seated). After waiting 30 minutes without anyone offering to bring us a drink we went to the bar to order. My boyfriend ordered a Gin and Tonic (the bartender brought him water by "accident" I've travelled the world and no bartender I've met has ever made that kind of mistake worse he did not apologize for the error). I asked if they had a drink menu and was told they were at the printers (what?!) but he assured me they had a full bar and could make me anything I would like. On that note I asked for a fun tropical coconut drink (we were in Florida after all) and was told he could give me some coconut rum on the rocks (no thanks!) but that the only mixer (in a box) that they had with coconut was pina colada mix. So much for fresh exciting drinks -- I did notice they had a couple of coconuts growing on the palms.. but unlike other places where they climb the palms and bring you drinks in fresh coconuts this is a place that serves pre-mixed drinks. So I acquiesced and asked for a pina colada. We ate lunch by the pool twice. The first time my food was awful the Feta cheese looked and tasted like blue cheese the arugula was wilted and worse soggy from sitting unused somewhere in the kitchen. The second time we had lunch at the pool bar it was better. But still a place like the St. Regis should serve consistently good food. They also are very short staffed at the pool. Meaning often it is easier to go to the bar for water, etc. than wait for them to notice you.
The elevator from the pool to the beach was not working when were there so we had to walk across the busy street to look at the beach and as many others have mentioned the surrounding area is designed for Spring Breakers. They had private cabanas for $250 for rent with mini bars and flat screen TV's we thought about renting one for the day but the service was so bad that we couldn't imagine enjoying it (we feared we'd never get lunch as they'd forget we were there). Not to mention that the cabanas aren't near the beach or the pool. A tmost places we do rent cabanas.
We tried many of the spa services "fit for a king," "st regis signature facial," etc. The facials were nice, however, there spa consists of a nice changing room and a plain coed waiting room with tea and water. Needless to say given the lack of extras (steam room, sauna, indoor Jacuzzi, etc) I would have expected the waiting room to at least have sliced cucumbers for the eyes, snacks, cold towels and hot towels (something more special than water and tea).
The room itself was very nice. The bed extremely comfortable and the bathroom with separate shower perfect. However, their technology worked intermittently, the TV had to be rebooted. The touch screen did not turn the lights on or dial the number indicated. The cleaning service was also superficial. Yes, they came twice a day - once to clean and once for turn down service. But they did not clean the floor the whole time we were there - it was sandy and you had to wear slippers to keep your feet clean. I found nuts under the bed (before checking out I always make sure nothing has slipped under the bed). They did not have shower caps in the bathroom (I imagine because they forgot to replace them from the last guests) nor did they replace cotton swabs in the bathroom the whole time we were there (a small thing but a nice touch when done). The balcony was nice but they are separated by cloth (a cheap solution) from the neighbors and thus you can hear every conversation out there (I think they could be more private). The room service was wonderful. We did have breakfast on the balcony twice and both times it was lovely (aside from the street noise and neighbors).
The lobby has a restaurant, bar and "wine room." However it turns out not to be a wine room but a true "bar." If only the drinks from this bar were served at the pool it would truly change the experience. Here we found the most amazing mixologist a true rare gem so talented that he could out mix any New York City bartender. His name is Herman and I'm not sure how long he'll remain hidden away in the "wine room." His drinks were made with fresh juices and herbs. He is the only reason I would recommend this hotel to anyone. Otherwise the restaurant and bar were OK we tried both and enjoyed them both.
Normally we call someone to help bring our bags to the lobby when we check out. As we were tired of the mediocre service we decided to bring them down ourselves. To my amazement as staff saw us doing this no one even offered to help (again just bad training). Others have mentioned that their cars were brought to them right away. We always called in advance for our car but on the day of our checkout it took them an hour to bring us our car - we stood outside and waited in the heat - they did not offer us water, or to sit inside and call us when our car was ready, etc. it was just another example of their poor service training and left us filled with bitterness. We have no intention of ever visiting this hotel again. In fact as soon as I returned home I started looking at Ritz-Carlton hotels for my next trip as it will not be a St Regis hotel.








