You know that kind of place where the locals (..er, other transplants who just arrived one month earlier) all congregate to applaud themselves on how great they are and how the "tourists"are so, well, "touristy"....well here's another one. At 10pm on a Wednesday our group pulls up to this joint. A guy in the apartment across the way says "Kitchens closed..." fine, we just want a brew or two and we have money buring holes in our pockets, so we go in only to see a bar maid see us and IMMEDIATELY throw a towel over the tap and chortle "We're closed" Well, I thought, you need to tell the other 10 people at the bar. Oh by the way, your sign says CLOSED AT 11PM. Bars in Vatican City probably don't close at 10 pm and these are the Keys for gosh darnit. Fine, be local. As far as me and mine are concerned, you can serve Boss Hogg, Barney, Cletus and Captain Sling Blade all you want. Oh, and if you ever have to travel to North Florida, just know that if you look like some washed out Conch, Pete's Bar in Jax Beach wont make fun of you...We like money!
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