Came in for breakfast after staying in the hotel the night before. Twas a brisk morning witha chill in the air, and we sought hearty steak and eggs prior to a day's ski trip. Upon merely walking near the restaurant, the owner - a hardy brute of a man, Russian, if I have the accent correct - asked us in a stern voice, "Would you like to try my breakfast?" As we nodded and entered, he simply clapped his hands, and within a nanosecond a tall, striking young lady emerged from the back. We were smitten, so radiant was her beauty. After sitting down to a fresh pot of coffee and placing our order, how excited we were when an even more intoxicating, ripe young lass showed her lovely face. And her lovely sweater kittens. And a pair of tights. Noticing our gaze she assumed control of the table - bringing the meal out and being sure to lean over just so such that the Kittens said "Hello!". As we dined these two beauties strolled gang-a-glee throughout the restaurant for our entertainment. My friend, to say this was the single greatest breakfast of my life is a true understatement. Words cannot express the quality of the food, and of the talent, and of the Kittens, that this restaurant has to offer. A must-visit if ye be anywhere within a 1000 mile radius.
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