Have you been hankerin’ for good batch of meth just like Mom used to make? They have plenty of kitchenettes where you can have a week-long cook off. No one will even notice.
Always wanted to open a “home-grown” pharmacy? Discretion is middle name of all staff members and you have a built-in clientele wandering the parking lots and staircases all hours of the day.
Need to get rid of that car and want to cash in on the insurance? You don’t even need to check in, just park it out back, it’ll be gone in the morning.
Woman hasn’t been bringing in that money that you know she can make in a night and you need a place to “smack yo’ bi___ down”? Wow, have you got the right place.
Maybe you’re just curious. Go on in, maybe you’ll find someone’s discarded t-shirt like I did, (guess that bathroom didn’t really get cleaned too well), or maybe you’ll be lucky and open the fridge and find a severed human head. Lucky you!
I just have one more question… What was that brown streak on the wall by the toilet?
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