The weekend was nearly perfect, laying out on a tube while letting the lazy river take control (no drinks allowed while on lazy river). Seeing plenty of women's bottoms come off in the high pressure slide (can't slide face first or together with people, while guard on duty ;)). Stayed in a suite, so this message may have some biases. During the day the cabana service is top notch, at least for me.. Then for the night, the place gave out complementary VIP tickets, to a club VIBE.... I as half full, three levels, and the biggest disco ball I have ever seen!!!!!! I tried gambling (don't usually) lost 50 dollars. So far a great weekend.. Oh THE BUFFET (its alright --just mediocre). The restaurant on the roof was a little better---Average Steakhouse like the ones such as Ruth Chris, Flemmings, Del mar, Houstons, etc. The diner by the dinosaur museum potatoes and gravy was very good --different! The end to my weekend was excited to go next door to cabazon --My vehicle shows up, with the bottom of the bumper smashed... Looked like one tried to accidentally go up a curb. I reported it, and they came out with pictures since they mentioned their state of the art six camera picture taker (takes pictures of all the sides of the car From BUMPER to back). I waited close to thirty minutes after my report (meanwhile the hotel said pictures will only take five mutes) just to find out that the damage is inconclusive. I did not get a fit because its pointless, but this showed perfectly the true nature of morongo's I don't really care/ anything not to get caught. They after the pictures came out they said that "oh for some reason the camera unfortunately could not get the right angle on the bumper." I said ok, stopped at the camera station and saw plus took pictures of the two BOTTOM cameras for the front and back, then the two for the top (Ill let you think of that). Overall the weekend was good --but Morongo to me was just a one time experience --its allright nothing special (compared to all the other luxury and fun activities more worthy to spend on in california). Well that's my review. Hope this helps.
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