How do you get the waitress to come to your table? Hint: making eye contact, waving your hand, or verbal cues do not work. You have to get up out of your seat and approach the waitress who is behind the bar eating your pizza. And then you have to do it a second time as well.

What does the waitress do when you point out that she served your overpriced glass of wine in a glass with a giant booger on it? She takes your glass and your wine. I guess it's just your unlucky day.

The tango show was not bad. The performers comprised over half of the audience.