I've traveled all over the world, and don't want or expect to have a Holiday Inn experience when I travel, especially in a semi-third world place like Costa Rica. But this is an awful hotel. The staff, with one exception -- he helped us leave a day early to go to Guanacaste when we couldn't stand it there any more -- was as surly as any I have ever met. The attitude seemed to be that it was their hotel and we were bothering them. My family and I are not "ugly Americans," and all but one of us spoke Spanish, so it wasn't as if we were doing anything to merit the rudeness.
The setting of the hotel is beautiful, as are the views out the rooms, but the rooms themselves are unpleasant. The only lighting is fluorescent, and once it gets dark, you feel as if you're in an aquarium. Because there is nothing to do at night in Monteverde (unless you want to sit in a bar all evening), you are stuck in your room. The septic system in the hotel does not allow you to flush toilet paper, and after two days our poorly ventilated bathrooms smelled like porta-potties. We had to insist on getting clean towels.
The buffet table in the restaurant (I wouldn't eat anything but breakfast there) was literally swarming in flies. They were on the fruit, the pastries, everything. I stuck to coffee and toast, and you can get eggs cooked for you. The coffee is delicious, I'll give them that! But other than fruit, most of what was on the table was cookies and desserts that looked as if they were leftovers from dinner. We ate outside because there was a staff member teaching himself to play guitar in the restaurant over the music they were playing on the sound system. There are decent restaurants near the hotel, luckily, especially one right across the street, and the staff everywhere we ate in town were very nice.
The much vaunted jacuzzis at the hotel are unheated. Not a treat after trekking in the Cloud Forest.
The hotel is in the village of Santa Elena, not a pretty town, and not any more welcoming than Hotel Heliconia. The tourist center is a joke -- the same shrugging and don't bother me attitude we got at Heliconia.
I hear that the place to be is El Establo, right next door, where I tried to book but couldn't get in. I met people who stayed there and they loved it. So if you're going to Monteverde, try for that one. (But unless you are wild about trees, I'd skip the cloud forest. I'm a nature lover, and I found it beautiful but much overrated as a placed to see animal life.)
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, Older travelers, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Outdoor / Adventure