There IS running water, a shower, a "bed", if you will, and a TV.
Everything else is doubtful. Funniest marquis ever: "REMODELED ROOMS"!
I can't image what they looked like before the re-model. Curtains made from material not meant for curtains, cut and not hemmed at the bottom.
Sheets (yes, stained) from the last millenium. Carpet makes you want to wear something on your feet at all times. AC unit compressor banged every 15 seconds. There are no bedside table lamps, so you have to get up and turn on and off the room lights. Enough said? I was on bicycle trip and could go no further. That's my excuse.