“A Leading Hotel of the World.... I think not. Not Shabby Chic, just shabby.”
On the recommendation of friends, we booked a Landmark Suite at this hotel. The start was not auspicious, as despite having confirmation in writing of our AIRPORT TRANSER we were not met at the airport as arranged and the relevant desk (Avis) had no knowledge of our arrival.
So, we found a licensed local taxi driver and saved ourselves Baht 1,500.
On arrival at the hotel we received a rather feeble sorry in response to the transfer debacle. Nothing more.
We were shown to our slightly SHABBY ROOM (743).
This was quite spacious, and on a top floor corner so we were expecting little, if no, noise disruption from passing traffic. A mistake, as every time the bell for the next room rang, we raced for our door, as their bell was so loud/our walls so thin. The rooms have very poor sound insulation, so I dread to think what it must be like in a room with others above/below/either side. It also begs the question why, when the hotel seemed to be running at less than 20% occupancy (at a guess) we were next to anyone.
Shabby rooms - the cabinets and furniture were chipped, the wardrobe door didn't close properly, there were lots of hangers in the closet, but they were quite dusty. No trouser press in the room, which I think many people expect as standard now, especially in a suite.
On the plus side, the bed linens and towels were clean, plentiful and of good quality and daily housekeeping in the room was good, with a fresh selection of fruit delivered daily.
There was a good selection of toiletries in the bathroom, incl. toothbrush/paste and a comb, but these were of poor quality. I think most people would expect better quality in a non-standard room - maybe they should consider supplying toiletries from their spa in some of the rooms. Which brings me to the
SPA...
We booked a 4 hour treatment for the morning after our arrival (bath/wrap/body/head massage). All was going fabulously, until the last hour or so when very loud drum and bass (or similar) music started up outside, swiftly followed by a man with a megaphone bellowing encouragement to a football match. The therapists were clearly feeling uncomfortable as our tension levels began to rise again. It transpires there was a staff football match on the sports field adjacent to the spa. On raising this issue at reception, we were assured this was a 'one-off' and offered a free 1 1/2 hour spa treatment each as compensation, which we thought fair, but the spa is next to the sports field, where many corporate events take place, and there was noise pollution (albeit not as severe) on other occassions. Not ideal given they are charging top dollar for their treatments. Not to worry on the prices, though, as we were given 4 discount vouchers in our 'welcome' pack. Sadly, using them wasn't very easy, as the very nice lady on reception thought only our first treatment qualified. I didn't expect to have to negotiate to use vouchers that had been issued by the hotel; all sorted out in the end, but not without a number of tight smiles and firm positions on both sides. Again, aren't spas supposed to be about relieving stress? On the plus side, the treatment rooms are lovely, the therapists very good at both delivering treatments and preserving modesty. It smelt fresh and clean (some spas smell damp and mouldy).
PUBLIC AREAS.
This hotel doesn't do itself any favours in this department. They are very poor at promoting their own restaurants, which is a pity since the food is really very good. A resort guide/map appeared in our room 3 days before the end of our 8 day stay (it would have been helpful to receive it on check in) and there is no comprehensive guide in the room summarising what restaurants are open when. Nor are there any sample menus in the resort facilities folder in room. The POLO BAR is looking a little sad, with buttons missing from sofas and braid hanging off chairs that have the stuffing dribbling out of the bottom of them.
The barman could use a course in 'mixology' and we gave up on trying to get a dry martini by the second night. The cocktails are generally weak, watery and uninspiring. Even the cleaners must be depressed by it all, as they don't stay long enough to dust the panelling behind the plants. The jazz quartet tried valiantly to fight off the dreadful feeling of morgueishness on a nightly basis, but were not helped by the [very] out of tune piano (I know it's damp and humid, but either get it tuned or stick with the electronic keyboard). The bass player was trying especially hard, as he practiced along with the piped music, even when the rest of the band weren't playing, which shows commitment, if being a little irritating. Make the lead guitarist happy and ask for Samba PaTi (?) by Santana.
The pool area is much of a muchness - we used the garden pool as it was more quiet and secluded, but it was all as clean and well maintained as one might expect, given it's age.
Overall, it wasn't bad, mainly because we found a good package, so it offered reasonable value for money, but you couldn't pay me to stay when it's full - breakfast (buffet service) must be a nightmare.
More fun and games on check-out as they initially charged us for breakfast, despite this being included in our package, so we had to go back and have that reversed out of the bill. One must ask what kind of internal procedures and controls are in place when they don't even know what meal plan their guests are on - Shambles.
BEST BITS: food generally, especially the seafood at the beachfront restaurant.
WORST BITS: general shabbiness; location of the spa (for noise pollution).
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