I hate to admit it, but for the first time in my life....I felt like an old fuddy-duddy! Fashion designers aren't ever supposed to feel...lame...!
I arrived at The Fortress past midnight after the never-ending car-ride. This is where I become an old curmudgeon: The first thing I usually do when I arrive at a hotel is check the little binder of services offered. Most importantly for the spa menu. Nil. No room service menu. Not even the pillow menu so promised on their website. My irritation was exacerbated by the booming base inside my room from the bar directly below. I remember the room being massive and cool, but in my travel weary haze I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out the lights, the sound system+ipod dock, and why why why they didn't have any shampoo.
Then...I woke up the next morning. Et voila! Like magic, my concerns were melted away by its state-of-the-arts-ness...and the espresso machine and the chromatherapy tub. I stayed in an an upstairs Ocean Room (room 426 has a jacuzzi, unlike the others on that floor). I dined on great food (best tuna salad ever), made friends with the lovely people in the spa who spoiled me rotten, and did yoga seaside.
Check out:
- the Residence suite: private pool, steam sauna, and there was even supposed to be a ROTATING BED! Hell yeah!
- Hooka in the lounge. I looked like a loser smoking by myself, but I felt damn good.
Watch out:
- Tours are often by commission and pricey. (The Drivers are great and highly trained not to freak you out on the roads). The Turtle hatchery charged me $60US to release a baby into the ocean..I got suckered, but oh well, you can't have too many karma points.
- It'll cost you $30US just to get a ride to Galle Fort...($80 for a tour)...which, to be honest, is so ram-shackled it's hardly worth it.
- I wanted them to replenish my toiletries daily because I love to horde the little bottles of Aesop lotion. But they were on to me...
- Note to those also seduced by modern minimalism. No one is at the front desk...you have to intrude in on their office around the corner.
- ***Mosquitoes*** DO NOT FORGET to get the turn-down service...they will prep your room to be bug-free during your slumber. I shoo'd the guy away one night, and was eaten alive.
Because I wish I had designed this hotel, I'm being totally fussy and overly critical for such a new hotel. I think in another year, I'm sure they will continue to refine their services and amenities even further. Regardless, it's a SMOKIN' deal and utterly cool for the area.
I just don't like admitting that I might not be cool enough...

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