For $500 a night surely one would expect something...anything..to write home about? This place is over priced, tired, worn out, patchy, and at best adequate. There is nothing inviting or romantic about this space we are sitting in. Not even the bed looks inviting....unless you have been sleeping in a sleeping bag on a ground sheet en route. Karen Blixen made Out of Africa sexy. There is none of the Art direction evident here except for the very necessary mosquito net. The floors are bare, the curtains stained and un generous. There are cigarette burns in the furniture and the cupboards are bare. .....enough already. Im holding my breath for breakfast.