The suite was well appointed, but most TV channels did not work, the ipod dock is outdated, the room was not cleaned properly (they even missed a previous guest's slipper) our bed linen was pre-soiled for us and we had to get it changed. Room service was terrible - portions were very small, no cutlery, no serviettes, no condiments and no sauces. We were begrudgingly given cutlery when we asked. Hence the title - this is not luxury, it is pretending to be. We will not stay again.