La Mamounia is the ideal hotel if you enjoy dated decor, fusty bedrooms and being ripped off in each of the sad, shabby bars and restaurants!
Compliments aside, there is always the spectacle of watching the local sparrows plunging their dirty little beaks into the milk jugs on the breakfast tables before you've had your cornflakes, to get the day off to the perfect start!
Fortunately, the excitement doesn't end there, as you have a day of being over-charged at any of the hotels shambolic bars with the anticipation of a mediocre meal at an exorbitant cost to look forward to!
While many would consider the low-point of their stay the fusty bedrooms and dated furnishings, check-out has a peculiar charm which is totally La Mamounia! Forget about paying by credit card - the hotel will claim your card has been declined and force you into one of their cars, escorting you to an assortment of ATM's to retrieve the cash to pay your bill, while your luggage has been confiscated until every last Durham has been paid. Forget about protesting, even though your credit card company has confirmed the hotel has taken the money from your account - it will fall on deaf ears and the only response you will receive is - "je ne comprends pas..."
Make sure you get a refund from your credit card when you return home and even consider joining the growing swell of travellers who consider it an insult that this third-rate-den-of-robbers ever should have been considered "a leading hotel of the world."
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