Doorman... but a broken ice machine...bellhop...but a bath that leaks - a bed spread that Motel 6 would reject, TV with poor channel selection, no movies, a lamp shade that hung over the bed, a sheet that comes off with every turn, bathroom door stuck, so every time you use the restroom, you wake up the wife. They act like the are the Ritz and they are a nice motel, two to three star. Did I mention $38 parking...plus tax...tax on parking?!? They will pinch every penny out of you with a smile. Terrible, terrible, terrible. Liked the color scheme, though!