It has been less than two weeks since my wife and I vacationed at this fantastic resort, so I thought I'd review before I forgot the experience - no chance.
From check in to check out this place knows how to pamper you. We actually stayed in the hotel zone a couple nights before our stay at Zoetry, and Zuko arranged to have us picked up just as we checked out of our hotel, instead of at the airport. A cool bottle of bubbly and a very friendly driver made for a pleasant trip to Zoetry. We had stayed at several Secrets and Excellence resorts in this area before, and this place is definitely a few notches up.
We stayed in one of the closer buildings to the pool, in the Sariska ( I probably spelled it wrong) suite, which was on the first floor with a plunge pool. A bottle of bubbly in the room in a ice bucket, bottle of tequila with limes, salt and shot glasses, fridge full of beer, what else does one need?
There are just too many great people there too remember to thank, but I'll try:
Eric - brought and setup our beach chairs and table each and every morning under the coconut trees, along with cool cocktails of our choice.
Francesco - great service at breakfast and lunch at Kaax, even spoke some Italian
Carlito - in he Hippo bar, always tried to get our drinks they way we wanted
Edgar - great server for dinner at Kaax
Canoan servers especially Arturo - all great, as well as the mariachi guys - very good guitarists.
The grounds are impeccible, and full of wildlife, including inumerable iguanas, peacocks ( walk past my pool each morning) pelicans, cormorants, macaws and other songbirds.
We were lucky with the weather, except for one day with an afternoon storm and the breeze out of the west, as we always had a nice breeze off the sea and not a single mosquito.
The beach sand is the finest I've found in Mexico, even softer on the feet than Maroma beach, if possible, and much better than the hotel zone. The water was very clear and having such a short ride to a snorkel spot is nice. The catamaran cruise was very nice, but it ends before the sun sets. Alfonso was nice enough to get us onto the cruise since we missed our scheduled ride due to the storm the day before.
The spa is very nice, and Gabriella provided an exquisite deep massage for me.
The fact that you can get fresh sushi and ceviche each and every day for lunch is outstanding.
We tried to stick to the more healthy offerings, and they even put the nutritional info on the menus, but sometimes we would stray.
The memorable dinner items from Canoan included the rack of lamb ( we had it three times) the clam chowder ( closer to a seafood bisque and delicious) and flaming bananas and ice cream. We also enjoyed fantastic fresh fish every day at lunch and dinner, including whole snapper, grouper and tuna.
The only negative I can recall was the pillows were a bit hard and few, and the room had a faint musty smell from the ventilation ( air worked great though) but the friendly gals in the gift shop gave us all the incense we could want, which actually was very nice.
Would I go to Zoetry Bonita Pariaiso again? In a heartbeat.

We stayed at this place last September and had such high expectations. Things which are now expected at high end all inclusive resorts are just lacking here. Mini Bar very basic and no snacks or liquor (not like Le Blanc)', very short room service menu, the £200 resort credit is just a time share promo, like £10 off decent wine costing up to £100. (At Le Blanc, we drank Moët and Chandon using entirely resort credits). The room fruit bowl was two apples and Champagne was cheap Sparkling Wine, not Champagne. The food was just not good for us, small portions in the guise of Healthy, err, wake up, we are on Holiday.. There was an incident when the night of our Wedding Anniversary, my husband and I went to the signature Restuarant .. Wanting to spend serious money on Wine and proper Champagne and we were turned away, because he had £500 pressed Versace Jeans on with Versace Loafers and a Versace pressed long sleave shirt.. There was no compromise, so our night was in ruins, I was in tears when I complained at the front desk and was told the management would get back to me, but of course, they didn't. With a bed as hard as rock and massive Cockroaches in the room, I could go on and on, but there it is. When we checked out, i think they were glad to see the backs of us and we went to stay at Le Blanc in Cancun, a truly amazing paradise and we are gong back there in March

My husband and I have been wanting to try this resort for a while. We have stayed at LeBlanc for several years and have always been happy. We triend the Royal Hideaway and were disappointed. We ventured away to try Zoetry on advice from friends, and positive reviews. There was nothing that was necessarily bad about the hotel, but for the price point many service levels were not there. The room was amazing. We stayed in Ajmer. It was impossible to have consistent service from waitstaff. We did tip, but we found the dollar amounts had to be increased each day to continue good service. Housekeeping was inconsistent, but the room always clean. However, dirty dishes would be left outside our room for entire days by the housekeeping staff. The issue was number of towels, etc. Just small items, like those mentioned, make it difficult to recommend or return.
The beach is groomed everyday, but upon getting into the water there is only 5-7 feet of sand before you are in a swell of mud. This is not the hotels fault, but a guest who wants to hang out in the water should be aware. It is a great place to find shells however due to the terrain mix.

The pick up in the Navigator with champagne, fruit and chocolate was a great welcome. We really enjoyed having the private transportation.
We were in Tiro with a plunge pool and right on the beach. Beautiful clean room. They also cleaned our pool. In fact this was the cleanest resort in which I have stayed. (We have stayed in many including Secrets and Sandals.)
The food was the best I have had outside the US. The morning pastries are the best I have eaten anywhere. I also enjoyed the smoked marlin appetizer and the steamed shrimp and scallops for lunch at Kaax. The Foie Gras appetizer at Conoa was outstanding.

No bugs. I had one bug bite and although I took "OFF" I never used it.

Beautiful birds all around the resort.

Loved the spa. I had Gabriella for an 80 minute massage and it was fantastic. I had another Gabriella for an 80 minute facial and it was also fantastic. I would have gone back for more had I had the time. I loved this spa.

We also had the best service -we could not have asked for anything more. We want to give a special thanks to...

Antonio -Pool side
Frederico-Pool side
Miguel-Pool side
Our chairs were always ready in the morning. The checked on us frequently and one morning Antonio brought me coffee because he had seen me drinking a cup the morning before. Doesn't get any better than this.

Nelson and Rodufo at Caona were great!

Jesus at Kaax took great care of us for breakfast and lunch. The hostess at Kaax was terrific too.

Alex at Chiringuito made sure our lunch was perfect and prompt. He always checked to see if everything was all right anytime he saw us in the resort.

Alexjandro at the Hippo bar in the evening always made us feel welcome and waited on us quickly and with a super smile.

Alex-pool aerobics made this activity fun and made all feel included and welcome. Really great guy.

Miquel the sommelier gave an excellent lecture during the wine tasting in the piano bar and always checked on us to see if we wanted any special wine. Go to the wine tasting it is a lot of fun.

Also a special thanks to Allen for finding the beach bag that I wanted. He went way beyond to do this for me.

Take the catamaran it is a nice afternoon activity.

Although there were 2 children at the resort you never heard them. They were extremely well behaved. I do have a little advice-don't bring children to this resort. There is absolutely nothing for them to do.

A note to Zoetry-it would be great if you improved the quality of your house wines.