seeing as our local chinese was closed on a sunday we decided to give schezan inn a try, BIG MISTAKE!
I am pretty open minded when it comes to take aways as I usually find some redeeming qualities in the food but schezan inn I can only describe as inedible.
we ordered vegetable spring rolls which I think someone in the kitchen had completely forgotten to add the vegetable part and were hard on top and very soggy at the bottom and were totally tasteless with what i can only describe as a patch of "kebab salad" on the side which both my girlfriend and I pushed aside almost untouched and so moved onto my hot and sour soup which is in my opinion one of the best parts of my take away, neither hot or sour or in fact resembling soup in anyway this was more like "gloup" and didnt include any meats and was left next to the spring roll shells in the kitchen - not happy as I was really looking forward to it!
both my gf and I went for a thai curry as this is a very simple dish which you would think you couldnt go wrong! compliments to the chef to achieving such a feat. I had beef and my girlfriend chicken which didnt even resemble chicken, ive heard of cheap dodgy chicken being used in take aways but this was unbelievable it was gooey and had no texture to it - the beef was slightly better until i decided to take a closer look at what i was eating - both now reside in the kitchen untouched and only fit for the bin as i dont know of any local bio waste sites close to twyford and im pretty sure they'd charge me to take it away or charge me with having dangerous materials in my possession - bin it went.
at this point your probably thinking im a snob but really im not, the rice was ok but welded together moulded to the container.
interesting to note to any food experts schezan vegetables include broccoli! no idea but sure thats a little weird.
thoroughly disappointed as you can see ive written an essay about it - il update you as to if I survive the night now being contaminated with the contents of a colostomy bag\\\\\\!
Im off now to get a dominos pizza but I do agree with some comments about staff being friendly and welcoming but come to think of it window salesman are lovely until theyve stuffed you out of money for poor quality products.
now i see why they dont deliver! likely get a hiding if they came to my door.
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