Myself and three friends decided to go to The Swan Hotel for lunch and sat in the rear courtyard after clearing away the dirty glassware from the tables we went to the bar for drinks and menus, a waiter came to our table with a wine bottle witha number on it and we asked if we could order our food, after he had been gone about ten minutes another waiter came to tell us that they didnot have any mash potato as the chef had not prepared any that day, my friend then choose something else as the sausage and mash would not be right without the mash! after waiting another thirty minutes a waiter came out with some food, he put the food on our table but we told him its wasn't what we had ordered and he said it was, another waiter came and told him it wasn't our order and they took it away, five minutes later the same waiter brought just me some food and five minutes later after I had started knibbling he took it off me as it was not meant for me even though I had ordered it, by now we are getting a bit fed up, eventually our food came "Hurrah" but alas it was awful, one dish was so overcooked that it wasnt chewable, another dish Cod and Chips with mushy peas had been deep fried that long that the batter was chocolate coloured, my steak sandwich with home-made crisps was dry no butter and the bread was stale, my partners sausages had been deep fried to death in a stale baguette, we called over the waiter and showed him our food he smiled and we asked him if he thought is was okay and he said no we asked him if he would pay for that standard of food and he said no, we told him we thought it was disgusting and inedible and he said "what ever " he then proceeded to take all our plates away without one word of an appology we had wasted a whole hour by this time and still had no lunch, the staff where rude to the point of dissinterest and just didnt care about the standards or how customers were leaving so disgruntled. I will be contacting the owner as I have serious resevations about the kitchens cleanliness and standards after seeing our food looking so grim
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