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“very dirty and impersonal” 1 of 5 stars
Review of Kyriad MLV Noisy Le Grand

Kyriad MLV Noisy Le Grand
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5 rue du Ballon | ZI les Richardets, 93160 Noisy-le-Grand, France   |  
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Ranked #7 of 8 Hotels in Noisy-le-Grand
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1 review
2 helpful votes 2 helpful votes
“very dirty and impersonal”
1 of 5 stars Reviewed November 7, 2007

I stayed for one night and had picked the hotel, so I could walk to a University department I wanted to visit the next day. The room was very small with one very narrow single bed and a small double bed. There was a console type table, a sliding type door to the bathroom and the bathroom itself with a combined kitchen/shower. No hairdryer, but there was a kettle and complimentary tea and coffee.
There were two plastic chairs. The room was very grubby with torn yellowed curtains, a badly stained electrical radiator, a second electrical radiator (it did get very cold at night, I suppose that's why there were two), and hairs and dirt everywhere on the furniture and floor.
Breakfast was a self serve buffet style and had a small choice of croissants, cakes, baguettes and jams. But the hot water dispenser for tea was empty, the hot milk for hot chocolate was luke warm. But to be fair the breakfast was ok. The staff present were not interested in clearing tables. She just hid behind the bar and smoked a cigarette although the area was non-smoking.
I suspect this is a chain that is not treating/paying it's staff very well, so this is reflected in the limited amount of cleaning/service that gets done.
I will never go there again, although I have to visit the University regularly.

  • Liked — tea making facility in room
  • Disliked — very dirty
  • Stayed November 2007, traveled on business
    • 1 of 5 stars Value
    • 2 of 5 stars Location
    • 2 of 5 stars Check in / front desk
    • 1 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 1 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 1 of 5 stars Service
    • 2 of 5 stars Business service (e.g., internet access)
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Rating summary
  • Location
    3 of 5 stars
  • Sleep Quality
    2 of 5 stars
  • Rooms
    1.5 of 5 stars
  • Service
    2 of 5 stars
  • Value
    2.5 of 5 stars
  • Cleanliness
    1.5 of 5 stars
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  • English first
  • French first
  • Any
English first
Wales
1 review
2 helpful votes 2 helpful votes
1 of 5 stars Reviewed June 4, 2007

We stayed at the Kyriad Hotel in Noisy Le Grand from 27/05/07 to 30/05/07. The trip was booked through Diamond Holidays and was meant to be a trip to Euro Disney for families. After a 13 hour coach journey from hell (the driver did not have a clue where he was going and kept getting lost!) we arrived at the hotel at approximately 7.00 p.m. Sunday evening tired and hungry. We were given keys to our room but were told that the reception, bar and restaurant were now closed. When asked where we could have something to eat we were half-heartedly given leaflets for the local pizza delivery! After wandering the area looking for something that was open we finally resigned ourselves to ordering pizza - those days spent practicing our French before we went came in handy!
Our rooms were absolutely tiny and there were 3 (smaller than a single)beds crammed in each room. The rooms were full of spiders and bugs and one of the pillows on the bed had something that looked very much like blood all over it! There was no hairdryer in any of the rooms - when the reception was finally opened we were told that there were only 2 for the entire hotel.
Most of the staff were friendly but did not speak English, however the one receptionist who did speak English was extremely rude and unhelpful. The bar was only open on our last night and as we left Disney at 8 each day we had nothing to do but go to bed early each night!
The hotel was about a 20 minute drive to Disney (apart from the first day when it took almost an hour to get there as our driver kept getting lost - admitttedly i can't blame this on the hotel!) I do not recommend this hotel to anyone thinking of staying here, I will certainly be saving the extra money next time and staying in the actual Disney resort instead!

  • Stayed May 2007, traveled with family
    • 1 of 5 stars Value
    • 1 of 5 stars Location
    • 1 of 5 stars Check in / front desk
    • 1 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 2 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 1 of 5 stars Service
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Address: 5 rue du Ballon | ZI les Richardets, 93160 Noisy-le-Grand, France
Location: France > Ile-de-France > Seine-Saint-Denis > Noisy-le-Grand
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Ranked #7 of 8 Hotels in Noisy-le-Grand
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