After a fitful night's sleep on mattresses sticking firmly to their iron sprung roots, you'll not get much chance to oversleep as the maid will clatter around the corridors like an OCD percussionist; you'll be looking forward to a hearty and warming breakfast to fuel your exhilarating day up one of Mother Nature's finest achievements - the slopes of pila are wonderful- but forget it! You'll get stale croissants and hard bread rolls to lavish with slimy cold meats and sweaty cheese. You'll not get toast either but you can get a cup of coffee if you can be bothered to queue at the machine for long enough.
Whilst on the amazing pistes you can be assured the chef will be boiling baby octopuss in brackish water and preparing a dizzying array of pasta shapes with all the finesse of Alphabetti Spaghetti, for your return. Don't be too depressed about the food though as the indolent 'animacion' staff will be there to cheer you up with all of their witless baffoonery, (you will have to 'high five' them on the way in to dine). If you manage not to eviscerate them all on the spot, enjoy your slop and get a reasonably powerful shower and rest up for the next day's activity knowing that your skis are in better accommodation than you and have probably mocked you as they carried you past much better hotels.
The amiable but blissfully inept manager has however provided free wifi, with which I guiltily type this honest review- bravo!
This hotel is really only suitable for Italian speaking guests who are used to a broad standard of accommodations and shouldn't be offered by British tour operators.
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- Also Known As:
- Hotel Pila 2000 Italy/Gressan - Aosta