Almost one year passed since we stayed in hotel Lordos, which helps to write an objective review.
Good thing in the hotel is that the weather in Cyprus is beautiful. The morning is very calm, the afternoon is always windy but not even a cloud can be seen.
Also the beach of the hotel is nice and the water is hot :)
Bad thing is that the hotel is very oldish, it is told to be refurbished a couple of years ago, but this only means some painting and new furnitures. The floor, the doors seem to be old. The staff is only friendly at the reception. In the restaurant they were actually rude. Once we asked for coffee, and they served some fake coffee from a freely usable coffee machine. After we asked for real coffee they put the same thing into a cup and we had to pay 6 Euros for it.
The really worst thing is the dinner. It is clear that they serve the same food for several days, they just change the name of it. The only days with eatable food are the ones when barbacue is made in the garden.
The neighborhood of the hotel is really depressing. The nearest town-like area is more than 1 km away, the weather is too hot to take the bus and go to Larnaca (which is some 20 minutes far by bus) every day. From the beach the ruins of a hotel (of the same type as Lordos) can be seen which is quite apocalyptic.
It is highly recommended to go to the nearby restaurant called Lysia instead of the hotel's restaurant. In Lysia they serve very good food for a reasonable price and the staff is very friendly.
It is also recommended to pay the higher price for rooms with a view to the sea, instead of watching the ruined hotel on the other side of the hotel.