We were looking for Cataplana and were drawn in by the hustler outside, a pleasant older man. Once seated, at a table set for two ( there were three of us ) we were simply left for ten minutes. We had to seek menus and a place setting. At 15 minutes in, the Fado singer was introduced and we were all asked to be as attentive and quietly respectful as possible, although it was acknowledged that this might be diccult over a meal - no problem. However, even a quiet discussion with my wife as to what we might order was loudly "shushed" by a passing waiter, who indicated we were "out of order", with an angry demeanour As we had been 20 minutes in the place by now, with no indication as to when we might even be offered a glass of water, let alone any attempt being made to ascertain our dietary wishes, we left, quietly but abruptly. We will never darken the door again.
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