Want an A-class sandwich for lunch? Check! But watch out, average Dutchman! This ain't the classic broodje-kaas kind of crap! This is serious gourmet stuff! And by gourmet stuff I mean Gordon Ramsay-weeping-in-despair-like-a-baby kind of stuff. Think of all possible premium ingredients. Spanish cheese, Italian spicy salami, truffle mayo, freshly baked bread, stardust, you name it! You'll puke rainbows for weeks to come!
You feel cranky and need a mid-afternoon bite? Double-check! Their 3-inch thick French quiches redefine the concept of food pornography. There are more tourists taking pictures to De Laatste Kruimel window than in Dam Square. Go for the polenta one and you'll even skip dinner!
Need a caffeine fix? Frikkin' check that too! Italian-style damn good espressos and cappuccinos! Are you Italian? You'll feel like you've never left your country. And if you're up for breakfast, bring it on with real god-tier pastry!
Friendly staff? Supa-dupa check! The gorgeous blond taleggio fairies working there will take you on a wild unicorn ride through a magic world of scones and muffins. You'll never be the same!
And if you though your grandma's pies were the best in the world, it's time to reassess your standards. This is the place where pies go when they die.