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“Amazingly Disgusting!” 4 of 5 stars
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Hans Brinker Budget Hotel
1.0 of 5 Hostel   |   Kerkstraat 136 - 138, Amsterdam 1017 GR, The Netherlands   |  
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Perth, Australia
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36 reviews 36 reviews
12 hotel reviews
Reviews in 23 cities Reviews in 23 cities
16 helpful votes 16 helpful votes
“Amazingly Disgusting!”
4 of 5 stars Reviewed November 25, 2013

I stayed here for 5 nights! The rooms are old basic style bunk beds with a lockable storage locker for your things (props as a lot of euro hostels do not provide locks!), you share one toilet/shower with your roomies. I was lucky enough to stay my first two nights in a room with just two other beds, as I knew the girls I was with. The third-fifth night I was moved to a 6 bed room, unlucky if you were on the top bunk as there are no ladders or anything to climb up onto the bunk. However, at 18Euros per night, how can one complain?

WiFi only works in the communal areas, you cannot get access from your room, the bar has a good happy hour deal, and is a nice quanit set-up, a good place to socialise and meet some folk to go out on the town with later in the evening. They do nice meals, cheap! Good selection at the cafeteria style dining area.

Excellent location! Close to the tram line, close to the main nightlife area, and about a 10 minute walk to the main shopping area. Only a 30min scenic walk to the red-light district! Directly opposite from Mike's Bike tours where you can hire a bike cheaper because you are a Hans Brinker guest, and then you are set! About 5 doors down there is a cheap laundry-mat, where for just 7 euros they will wash, dry, iron a basket for you - convenient!

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  • Stayed December 2012, traveled solo
    • 4 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 3 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 3 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 3 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 5 of 5 stars Service
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HansBrinkerAms, Manager at Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, responded to this review, December 2, 2013
Hi!

Thanks for your review! Great to read you've had the best stay at our hotel! About our location: we are located between the famous canals and it's only a 3 min walk to the shopping streets, Leidseplein entertainment area and Museumplein.

See you again soon?

Greetings,

Hans Brinker
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  • Location
    4 of 5 stars
  • Sleep Quality
    3 of 5 stars
  • Rooms
    2.5 of 5 stars
  • Service
    3 of 5 stars
  • Value
    3.5 of 5 stars
  • Cleanliness
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4 of 5 stars Reviewed November 11, 2013

I stayed here last weekend and really enjoyed my stay. The 'worst hotel in the world' business is kind of a silly add on, quite unique but not true. It was clean, not too noisy and the staff was friendly. I would stay again and enjoyed it. Great location as well!

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  • Stayed November 2013, traveled with friends
    • 4 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 5 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 3 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 4 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 4 of 5 stars Service
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HansBrinkerAms, Manager at Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, responded to this review, November 22, 2013
Hi!

Thanks for your review! Our advertisement is indeed more funny than true!

We hope to see you again soon!

Greetings,

Hans Brinker
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4 of 5 stars Reviewed November 8, 2013

Basic hostel with no frills, friendly atmosphere and simple breakfast. Downstairs there is a club which feels alittle sorded with all the graffiti - but actually quite fun. Decent place to stay in a central location to see beautiful Amsterdam.

  • Stayed December 2012, traveled with friends
    • 4 of 5 stars Value
    • 4 of 5 stars Location
    • 3 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 3 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 3 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 3 of 5 stars Service
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HansBrinkerAms, Manager at Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, responded to this review, November 11, 2013
Hi,

Thanks for your review! Did you visit our Happy Hour and our restaurant as well?

Greetings,

Hans Brinker
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Pancevo
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3 of 5 stars Reviewed November 7, 2013

Hotel has the great unique ad as "The worst hotel in the world".
It is not so horrible really if you expect "the worst". You will find that it is appropriate value for money. Hotel is on very good location, with great and spacious area by the lobby, where meals are served. Best of all is that public transport (tram) is nearby the hotel. Accomodation is few minute walk to the Leidseplein and museums at Museumplein. Good thing is that every guests have its own locker for personal belongings with the key. We stayed in multiple (6/1) bedroom that are not spacious enough, and upper bunk beds are difficult to access. I did not liked bathrooms in the rooms, because they are small, with white tiles, without real shower cabin. After bathing, floor surface is always soaking wet. Maid was cleaning the sanitary every day, which is good. The ventilation in the room is poor, since window can be opened only slightly. Every day maid was cleaning the bathroom, toilets, and other, which is good.
We had good buffet breakfast: several types of drinks (milk, tea, coffee, orange juice), several types of jam, butter, sour cream, several types of bread, cheese, salami and eggs.

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  • Stayed December 2012, traveled with friends
    • 5 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 3 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 2 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 3 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 3 of 5 stars Service
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HansBrinkerAms, Manager at Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, responded to this review, November 11, 2013
Hi!

Thanks for your review!

For your next stay in Amsterdam: we have 2, 3, 4 and 5 persons bedrooms as well, all with ensuite bathrooms.

Greetings,

Hans Brinker
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Nice, France
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22 helpful votes 22 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed November 5, 2013

Haha! I'm giving this hostel a 5 star rating because I know they actually try to be the worst. With all the advertisements and marketing that goes into making this the worlds worst hostel, I'm actually quite proud to have stayed here. Yes it's as bad as they say, there's a horrid smell, everything's rusty, you wonder if the shower actually cleaned you because the bathrooms are so small and germ infested. the beds are uncomfortable, and the breakfast is as basic as can be. But, I'm a fan of creative marketing, and wow they have done such a great job at being the worst. I'm happy to say, I've done it once, but thank god it was only for one evening. Hats off to anyone adventurous enough to stay here =)

  • Stayed December 2012, traveled with friends
    • 5 of 5 stars Value
    • 3 of 5 stars Location
    • 2 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 2 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 2 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 2 of 5 stars Service
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HansBrinkerAms, Manager at Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, responded to this review, November 11, 2013
Hi!

Great you understand our campaigns and more important, you thought they are hilarious! And in real life: we are a basic hotel, but with everything you need during a stay in Amsterdam!

Greetings,

Hans Brinker
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Leuven, Belgium
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4 of 5 stars Reviewed November 5, 2013

The location of the hostel is amazing. And for one night this is perfect.
Room and bathroom were clean enough for our needs. The big amount of people who stayed there,didn't disturb us. The staff was professional.
If you just need a good place to sleep, I would recommend this hostel.

  • Stayed September 2013, traveled with friends
    • 3 of 5 stars Value
    • 5 of 5 stars Location
    • 3 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 3 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 3 of 5 stars Service
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HansBrinkerAms, Manager at Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, responded to this review, November 11, 2013
Hi!

Thanks for your review! We are indeed the perfect stay in Amsterdam if you are looking for a cheap and central hostel / hotel!

Greetings,

Hans Brinker
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Melbourne, Australia
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27 hotel reviews
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19 helpful votes 19 helpful votes
2 of 5 stars Reviewed November 3, 2013

Firstly this place prides itself on being terrible and not caring about their visitors they advertise it around the hostel. The staff also looked like they didn't want to help and took a while to realise you were standing at the door to let you in. The rooms were very small and the bunk beds very flimsy, I was worried about sleeping on the top bunk and it collapsing, and i'm not that heavy. The bath room was even smaller and water would go everywhere every time someone had a shower. The shower head was not adjustable and the water pressure was terrible. there was also no toilet lid which meant you had to be very careful not to accidentally drop anything in, in such a small area. They have metal keys which should be updated so they can also update their entry doors to be swiped instead of waiting for staff to see you to let you in. The breakfast buffet was pretty standard for european hostels. It was in a good location though, it was right next to Mike's Bike tours which i highly recommend and walking distance to most of Amsterdam including the museum the brewery, the red light district and ann franks house.

  • Stayed September 2013, traveled with friends
    • 2 of 5 stars Value
    • 4 of 5 stars Location
    • 2 of 5 stars Sleep Quality
    • 2 of 5 stars Rooms
    • 1 of 5 stars Cleanliness
    • 2 of 5 stars Service
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HansBrinkerAms, Manager at Hans Brinker Budget Hotel, responded to this review, November 11, 2013
Hi!

Thanks for your review. We are a basic hostel in Amsterdam, but we provide everything you need for a stay in central Amsterdam.

Greetings,

Hans Brinker
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Hans Brinker Hotel
Address: Kerkstraat 136 - 138, Amsterdam 1017 GR, The Netherlands
Location: The Netherlands > North Holland Province > Amsterdam
Amenities:
Bar / Lounge Free Breakfast Free High Speed Internet ( WiFi ) Restaurant
Hotel Style:
Ranked #88 of 168 Specialty lodging in Amsterdam
Price Range (Based on Average Rates): $
Hotel Class:1 star — Hans Brinker Budget Hotel 1*
Official Description (provided by the hotel):
Welcome to Hans Brinker, the cheapest, the worst, the best..no swimming pool, no roomservice, no pick-up service, no bridal-suite, no gym, no spa,no bellboy but cheap rooms, a restaurant, a nice bar, a club, 24 hour reception and 500 beds. The Hans Brinker Budget Hotel is the famous budget hotel in the city centre Amsterdam. It’s located between the canals with a 2 minute walk to the famous entertainment area Leidseplein and a 5 minute walk to the museums at Museumplein. Public transport is nearby the hotel: you can take the tram to every direction in Amsterdam within a 2 minute walk. From Amsterdam Central Station take tramline 1, 2 or 5 to the hotel (in approximately 10 minutes at stop Keizersgracht). This budget hotel can accommodate individuals, backpackers and groups (students, scholars etc.). The hotel has single, double and triple rooms and dorms up to 8 persons. Each room has a private bathroom and lockers for personal belongings. Breakfast, lunch and dinner are served at the spacious common area. There is a bar and an underground club, which is open every night till late. Free WIFI-access is available in the common areas. For the best stay in Amsterdam Hans Brinker provides tickets for many activities, bike rental, boat tours and other great deals. ... more   less 
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