I honestly thought that the crit on this website was unfair, and thought i'd give it a go.
Firstly, when we got there the hotel was so narrow, we had problems wheeling our luggage through the corridor. The reception desk is on a corner turn on the stairs - so if you were talking to reception and someone came up or down, you would have to either get behind reception, or walk up to the landing.
The room - TINY!. If you had the bathroom door open, you couldnt get the door to your room open.
The bathroom - you had to be double jointed to get INTO the shower/bath. Incidently, the "bath" isnt even big enough for a child! There was no ventilation, so you either steamed alive or had an asthma attack whenver you sprayed something.
The bedroom - barely had enough room to walk between the 2 single beds. The mini fridge didnt work! The air conditioning... They call that wall box air con?! Did nothing. Walls were paper thin - felt like you were intimate with the guests in the room next to yours!
There were 2 telephones in the room - they both had a dial tone, but incoming calls only came through to the phone in the bathroom! AND if reception needed to process a card payment, you couldn't use the phone! Satellite tv consisted of 3 channels! And the TV was 14inch - small, like the room. The wardrobe, lovely and old though it was, was too narrow for the coathangers to hang! We never had a problem with bed bugs - but that was because we never slept under the sheets!!
Breakfast consisted of a croissant, 2 slices of hard bread, a little pot of butter, jam and a triangle of cheese. 1 cup of coffee or 1 glass of juice. Only 6 people could eat at one time - and even then it was a tight squeeze!! The maid could speak no english at all - so it was difficult to communicate at any level.
There were 4 people manning the reception desk - the older man was an absolute delight. The girl - unapproachable and surley, not to be confused with shy! A man that did the night shift understood NO english - only numbers. The other woman, was pretty rude, even by European standards.
Verdict - if you want low quality, hideously overpriced accomodation, in the best area -this is the place to stay!