So, we got it wrong. But we were tired and hungry. It could happen to anyone. But DON'T let it happen to you...................
We were entrapped by the offer of "all you can eat tapas for 15 euros", we entered, at which point we were herded to the restaurant next door, which we didn't like the look of initially so didn't go in.......
We sat down and after much shoulder shrugging and quizzical looks form the staff we finally got the menu we asked for after 3 attempts. We smelt a rat. More of which later.
I stupidly ordered a single glass of sangria (7 euros please sir) and waited for the tapas to arrive.
I won't bore you with all the dishes, so to summarise -
Chicken wings specially sourced from radioactive chickens sauted in grease, your thing? Well, you'll like it here!
Or how about a meatball that is literally the most disgusting you've EVER tasted? I knew that rat was around somewhere!
Maybe some mussels avec Brian Blessed beard, or road kill and shredded bush meat on toast ?
Us neither. We (rather relunctantly) asked for the bill, had a laugh at the inclusive 10% sevice charged and considered taking the tube directly to the hospital, without passing go.
So to all those eateries I have lambasted in the past, I am truly sorry and take it all back and I'll bring some flowers round later this week.
You're still rubbish of course, but this place is a new nadir.
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