Having read all the positive reviews, I can only imagine that they're mostly "fabricated" by affiliates/staff of the restaurant. To sum up the very unfortunate dining experience, it was truly one of the worse one could ever had, only slightly better than some street food found in the slums of Mumbai. Food: bad, flavourless, boring and unappealing on the plate and an insult to the palette. And to add insult to injury, I've suffered an upset stomach all day. Atmosphere: felt like a low-class affair with tatty decor (the attempt to add some charm with the silly murals was nothing but dingy and shabby). Staff: abrupt, rude, uncultured, disrespectful, unfriendly and the list of adjectives goes on without getting any more flattering - Our waitress (a skinny, dark-headed devil of a waitress with plastic boobs wearing a dress too short to be legal and a neckline so low that her artificial assets were threatening to escape every time she bent over) did not "serve" the food but shamelessly and unapologetically threw the plates on the table. Price: highway robbery for the nonsense we were served. The only positive thing about the place was an old, sweet man named Michel who first showed us to our table, as soon as we sat down the nightmare started. PLEASE AVOID (especially if you want to be kind to the establishment or they'll never improve!)
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