This is not going to be a long review. The saving grace of this place is the fact that they do have a few craft beers available in bottle. Aside from that, they have a fairly standard menu. My friend ordered the fish and chips - I thought the portion was very small indeed. Two tiny fillets of fish. Really, the portion should have been doubled.
I ordered the pork belly. While the meat was flavourful and tender, the skin was hard. Not crispy, but straight up hard. Other than that, my food was fine.
It was busy and the floor staff were in a hurry. Overall, it did the job of getting us a bit of food, but I'd be unlikely to return unless someone else in my group really wanted to go.
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