When booking, it must be said that Jolene was extremely helpful and informative. Her professionalism, along with the website, gave us high hopes for our two day stay.
Unfortunately we were sorely let down by the quality of the accommodation, food and the helpfulness of the staff. Upon checking in, we were not told that there was no power, nor directed to our rooms which were in a confusing relationship to the rest of the hotel. The décor of the rooms and hotel was certainly sub-standard and not very clean. Three of my colleagues had problems with the lights in their bathrooms—some not working, others flickering (a fire hazard). One colleague was put in a room that was actively used for smoking, though he is a non-smoker-certainly against the spirit of the recent smoking ban.
On the first day, staff had to be reminded to bring our coffee, which was consistently terrible throughout the two days. The food generally was appalling and certainly not as advertised on the website as having, “flare and imagination, using the finest local produce whenever possible.”
The Mallaig Haddock was the most local thing on our set menu, which though ordered by two, was barely palatable. The lunch of soup and sandwiches was barely enough and only had one veggie option, even though I specifically indicated we required vegetarian food.
The overall experience was certainly one that left us feeling that Swallow Hotels are cheap and dirty and over-priced for the accommodation offered and we certainly will not be booking with you in the future.
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
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