After I booked this I looked at trip advisors reviews , I read them and thought come on it can't be that bad!!
My god it was worse!! See when you see the price? Bargain! See once your in the swallow hotel you'll see it's no bargain .
The list of things I could say would go on and on.
But ill start with the main worst.
Service ? What service? We did half board, was handed the menu....
And after looking for 10 mins realised that there was no waiter service and that the whole room wasn't eating and the staff was scurrying past , realising that the whole room looked extremely pissed off, now I don't know if the chef had quit or the cooker had exploded?
After 20 mins our order was taken, only to be told they had only 2 items left and no potatoes? Lol ok all in all the food was rubbish and took about an hour and a half for a starter and main, we walked out before pudding!!
I know that seems a small thing but if you had been there you'd have understood, faulty towers!
The room was dirty Filthy , in serious need of a revamp, cold shower, dirty shower walls, the noise in the room was out of the world!! The radiator filling up, heating up! A boiler vibrating and clanking all night, and you can hear everyone's conversations! Everything!!!
A family came in about 3am and they couldn't get into their room! Door was broke!!! Manager came up and what a racket!! Waiting times for food was ridiculous! We was twice told there was no tables, when clearly we could see in !! There was heaps!!! Worst nights sleep and we have two kids!! Bar was very expensive!! Two vodkas and lemonade , no ice as he had lost the ice? So I said can I have a bit more lemonade? As the glass was tiny! Was charged £7.80 I nearly fell over!
Please , please just don't bother! Major disappointment !! Even if you think , oh it's just a bed, thats how we seen it, after the disaster we was not in the mood to go out and meet friends ,guaranteed you will be gutted!!!
To the customer who said the staff stared at them strangely, I'm afraid it was the same today!
Looks like a prison acts like a halfway house! Avoid!!!!!!!
- Also Known As:
- Swallow Glasgow Hotel Glasgow
- Swallow Glasgow Hotel
- Glasgow Swallow Hotel
- Swallow Glasgow Scotland
- Official Description (provided by the hotel):
- Commercial Hotel located 3 km from city center & train station. ... more less
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