Ah..there is nothing like settling down into your bed after a long train ride, putting your head down on your pillow to sleep ....and hearing the sound of two hundred glass bottles being dumped into a metal waste bin in the alley outside. Then a second load, then a third. Then you think...ah okay, that was the nightly dumping, no problem, I can go to sleep. Only to have the experience repeated throughout the night at half hour intervals. After the third such hellacious clamoring shower of glass clanging endlessly down metal, you want to go outside, grab the nearest ale bottle and beat the idiotic staff into unconsciousness. Hotels need to decide if they are in the business of providing beds or being bars. A busy active bar does NOT make for a good hotel.
Then there is the overall wear and tear of the building, which is surprising since it is relatively new. Done up, as many hotels are unfortunately doing, in "modern" style, the hallways are dark, grey and gloomy and very sleek. Except all that bad lighting and grey on grey makes it hard for you to see and can cause you to trip over the carpet covered bumps and transitions and the uneven flooring in the upstairs hallways. Our door keys had to be switched out every day of our stay because they weren't working. In the grand style of modern hotels everywhere who hire their reception staff based on their suitability to look pretty and vacuous in a black dress, the receptionist couldn't figure out how to program the key and finally had to appeal to someone else for assistance. The third day, I confidently went up to my room, convinced that I would probably have to go right back down again to replace my key and, as a matter of habit, grabbed the door handle before placing my key in it, to find that the door swung open without a key needed at all. I thought, "huh, maid must not have closed the door behind her", but I decided to test it and found that the door was not closing and locking anymore. Summoned the manager, who finally offered to switch out the rooms, yay, someone competent.
The rooms themselves were not impressive. Cramped a bit and crammed but had all the necessities, including ironing board and iron in the room. The desk already had burns and tearing on the veneer. The shower was, quite simply, a pain in the [--] to use and the showerhead was mounted way too high and with no enclosure, I initially sprayed the entirety of the bathroom when I first turned it on. The bathroom was also NOT clean. Actually it was rather disgusting with some sort of brownish stains I don't want to consider too closely on the tiled walls and grime in the corners.
On another note I am recommending to everyone who goes to Edinburgh to give a whirl to Highland Experience Tours if you are of a mind to take a tour. The bus was small and cramped but the tour guide was highly entertaining. An adorable fellow with spiky reddish hair who is planning a "revolution". Wish I could remember his name, but damn he was cute and amusing.








