We stayed here with a group of friends, 4 couples in all. Reception staff were polite, but completely uninterested - we had 3 different explanations about the parking arrangements and room locations. Check in was slow and confusing, 2 receptionists trying to deal with everyone at the same time. I think they thought this was helpful, but in the end it was chaos. It appeared that they couldn't have cared less about the quality of the service they delivered.
Once we had got our 4 room keys, whilst we had all paid the same rate, every room was completely different and only one had a resemblance to the photos on the website. Our room was tiny, on the side of the main building and with a view of a brick wall! My husband and I had to avoid walking around the bed unless one of us was actually sitting on it - otherwise we bumped into each other or knocked over some item of furniture. The bathroom, whilst very clean and well maintained, reminded me of a caravan - there was barely enough room to turn around. We asked for a change in rooms but were told the hotel was full.
Another difficulty, the hotel has a pub at the side of it. We went to bed at about 1.30 am and spent almost all night awake listening to the disposal of their empty bottles and then at about 5am, listening to them being collected! We didn't bother with breakfast and left the hotel at about 7am as the room was certainly not conducive to sitting in. Far better to enjoy a pleasant stroll around Windsor and Eton.
The only positives about the stay were the great weekend we had with our friends, (nothing to do with the hotel), the fact that we were staying for one night only and that we had got a cheap rate by booking with a cut price website. I, like other reviewers, would have left rather than spend more than 1 night in that room! I think that the hotel rests on its laurels and makes no effort to instill a feeling of quality service and attentiveness. We left some constructive feedback - no one bothered to respond.
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