Small. Very small. Within 5 mins, I’d dubbed it ‘The Crypt’. We stayed here for 6 nights in late January 2008 in a standard (windowless) room. The photos on their web site show more or less what you can expect – a TV you have to pay 5 UK pounds per 24 hours should you want to use it, a tiny bathroom (self-proclaimed on the door as ‘a tiny loo’), orange walls and a double bed surrounded by three solid walls.
The room was reasonably clean with bed linen and towels provided, but no soap or shampoo for the shower. Note that maid servicing (room cleaning, change of sheets and towels etc.) is optional at 10 UK pounds a pop. No breakfast or luggage storage facilities and no elevator, though we were on the ground floor so this wasn’t a problem.
Our biggest problem (apart from the small size of the room) was where to store our bags and clothing. During the night we had to keep our backpacks propped up against the entrance to the room to ensure we could sleep and get to the bathroom; though this really posses a fire hazard risk and I’m surprised it isn’t against the law. During the day we’d move the backpacks onto the bed – I’d hate to be doing this with a suitcase! Three clothes hooks are provided, but this was the only ‘storage’ available for anything. Basically, be very neat and tidy because there just isn’t room for a mess.
There is a light dimmer near the bed, and a switch high up on the wall to turn on the (useless) exhaust fan in the bathroom, though it would be nice if these were clearly labelled as to what they do... we started playing with them to work it out. (The fan switch was so high up I thought it might be a master power switch to the room).
The room is really close to a very large supermarket (with a fresh bakery good for a really cheap breakfast) and within a few mins of Earls Court and Gloucester Road tube stations. Check-out was 10am, which seems to buck the trend of most hotels that offer a 12pm departure time.
Overall this would be OK for an overnight stay, but I wouldn’t stay here for 6 nights like we did. I wouldn’t want to be claustrophobic either....