Well well well..... I don't actually know where to start with this place. Upon arriving the receptionist was very unpleasant and rude. Our room was on the top floor, and was the only room at the end of a long corridor. When entering the room, we didn't even know where to look first. It looked like the owners were huge mdf fans! Everything was very makeshift, to use the kettle you had to unplug it and put it on the floor because the cable didn't reach the plug! The shower head was so low you had to duck to rinse your hair! The beds were so uncomfortable and the mothball blankets weren't exactly pleasant. The worst is still to come..... We were woken in the night at 2am by disgusting coughing and grunting noises. There was someone sleeping outside our door!!! I can only assume it was a tramp, because there wasn't any other rooms next to us. It was actually quite scary? We called down to the reception to get someone up to remove the man, but there was nobody there! We ended up using our phone to get the number of the hotel, eventually someone answered, removed the man, but he kept coming back! Talk about great security! It sounded like the man was on drugs. We would have gone and slept in the car at this point but we were too scared to leave the room! Eventually he must have gone. In the morning we were woken at 7am with the fire alarm, with a man barging in, Didn't even knock, saying they were testing the alarms. This happened 3 MORE TIMES!!! How rude. We decided at this point we were better off leaving, we didn't even want the breakfast. When walking down the stairs, I noticed a brown splodge of, what i think was, POO, on the banister! This continued all the way down the stairs, where at the bottom was a large mirror with a huge lump of poo in the middle all smeared over it!!
I am not making up this experience. It really was the most horrific place. Staff so unhelpful it was unreal, what was even the point of complaining if they couldn't even be bothered to remove a tramp from outside our room! DO NOT STAY HERE!!!!
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