Room was cold, duvet musty smelling. Towels from previous day still damp. Ground floor room overlooked hardstanding car park.
The idea of "sitting out" was a non starter. Old metal garden furniture looked like it had been out for 20 years. Most of paint chipped off, green and manky. One area was in front of dried up pond with bucket half submerged in dried mud, other area under hanging tree, with chickens scratching around. Have been to farms before so know what the nice ones are like and love having animals around, but this was not nice.
Breakfast served in conservatory with dead bugs especially one large spider corpse hanging from ceiling. Plastic tablecloth and tiny glasses of orange juice put out early, would have been small to use for wine glasses. All in all not a nice experience. Also tv rarely worked, probably because kettle was right underneath!